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| Have a gander at what the Reptiles of the Press
have to say about our Waterfall Gorges Pony Trekking Adventure Holiday!
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| It was an exceptional experience - to be at one
with nature, clip-clopping through the forests of New South Wales, savouring
the eucalyptus on the air, constantly immersed in the sounds of the bush,
trekking along and through the magnificent gorges with their lofty cascades,
camping out in plushest comfort with the best of food and wines. I particularly
enjoyed the Schwimmen-Zwai-Vogel Gewurtztramminer 1999 from our
host's own vinyards at Boorolong that we were served with for our dinner
of freshly caught trout with Chinese Gooseberry at the Bellingen camp ....
Harold D. H. Ortze, Gourmet Dining Magazine
Our own tent was not remarkable amongst the others;
it too was equipped with a comfortable king-sized bed, Queen Anne matching
bedroom furnishings of a most elegant and tasteful design, and was possessed
of all of the conveniences that I expect when roughing it on a camping
holiday - ensuite bathroom, walk-in robe, writing desk and chiffonier.
The service was prompt and curteous, and the quality of the complimentary
single malt Irish and Scotch spirits exemplary. I was obliged to chide
my personal attandant on our first afternoon's refreshment stop for providing
the Bollinger too cold; but that fault was not repeated so I shall not
dwell upon it as a flaw in the otherwise competent service of the Waterfall
Gorges Adventure Holidays.
Bob Hack from his autobiography Up Myself
My attention was drawn to one lass of our trek group,
a well-made rougish vixen in her early thirties, I would say, with her
tight riding breeches seen astride her mount from behind galvanising my
most lurid fantasies into physical gnawings and groanings behind the old
zipper; her flimsy blouse, through which her ample firm un-girded bubs
thrust so agressively left nothing to the imagination ... she handled her
horse crop so dextrously and with such a twinkle in her violet eyes that
I found myself hard pressed to wait for camp that evening to invite her
to bring her crop to my tent for some diversions after dinner ...
Phyllis McCavity, Alternative Lifestyles
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| Of the six people who died on the trek I was sent
by my editor to review, one fell of a cliff, another drowned horribly,
trapped under his horse, which sat on him in only three inches of water;
a third was attacked and eaten by a koala; two died from eating the food,
and the last one died of a broken neck inflicted by the cook because she
refused to eat his food ....
Fred Nerks, The Outdoors Observer
Hey, we are only starting out, we don't have any REAL
reviews yet. Just in case you still haven't twigged, the above is all a
load of baloney, horse feathers, fiction, funny ha-ha. Comedy. Humour.
Made up my my own fertile little mind to fill this space until we get some
suitably grovelling, slavering, lick-spittle 'reviews' of the sort that
you usually see, obviously bought and paid for.
Meantime, freeloading freelance 'journalists' in the travel racket are invited to come along and participate, enjoy, and write your honest thoughts about your experiences on the treks. But you will pay full price, just like everybody else. No advertorial here, thanks very much. So everybody - hyperleap to the Booking page and book now! |
Waterfall Gorges Adventure Holidays
Swim-Two-Birds
Boorolong NSW 2350
Australia
Phone : (International) +61 2 6775 5287
(In Australia) 02 6775 5287
Fax : (International) +61 2 6775 5283
(In Australia) 02 6775 5283
swimtwobirds@hotmail.com
Your adventure starts now!
Working with the Commonwealth and State Authorities for National
Parks and Wildlife,
State Forests, Department of the Environment and others.
